camouflagedpeeta: jubetheboob: camouflagedpeeta: in 100 years.. will it really matter that i didnt do my homework in a hundred years it wont even matter that you were alive. none of us will matter will will be memories, then the people whose memories we are in will die too and will will fade into pure nothingness. so i guess i wont do my homework
Is it just me or...
themotherfuckingbadass: That DC focus on Batman and/or Superman WAY TOO MUCH. I mean like, it’s ridiculous that Wonder Woman didn’t get her own animated series and it took Green Lantern nearly forever to get his AS. I love Batman and Supes, but it’s time for them to be behind the scenes and have other heroes in the spotlight. Just because they’re popular, doesn’t mean they have to be in the...
abcboyz: lameborghini: how are good lookin dudes always friends with other good lookin dudes is there some sort of secret hot boy gang or something
llcooljofficial: one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse because i said dildo.
cheerleaderblaines: Jennifer Lawrence is like a Tumblr user who somehow went outside and got famous and now she’s just confused
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galacticdad: when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.
ponies-and-politics: idreaminwords: Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story? I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG
I never understood why some guys are inclined to...
wehidebehindstars: Like… She’s not the only one doing the sex. You are also doing the sex. YOU ARE ALSO DOING THE SEX. HOW CAN YOU JUDGE HER FOR DOING THE SEX WHEN YOU ARE DOING THE SEX ALSO.
godheadcomplex: if i ever tell you that something is my favorite song dont listen to me im a fucking liar i have more favorite songs than there are babies in china
lovewithyous: carolineflack: HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU
tennants-companion: so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
confusedtree: I could do six consecutive shots of tequila or I could just try to get through my day without my glasses and it would be roughly the same experience
thatrandomsoulreaper: colonelmustangsnipples: itsmalice: johnfontin: the pig goes “oink oink” the cow goes “moooo” the horse goes “neighhhh” the dog goes “ed…ward” You’re grounded. so is hughes yOU FUCKNGI DIDNT DYING
algrenion: i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits
its-a-bingo: i found presidential fan fiction I’m really distressed
asphyxion: i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing
calumon: my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
Silently suffering as I wait for my copy of...
Plus I read spoilers and so I’m already suffering because of what happens in the book already, so
So today I finished the Clockwork Prince And I was reading it in class (because I always read in class) AND AS MUCH AS I ADORE JEM DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SELF CONTROL IT TOOK TO NOT RUN OUT THE DOOR OF MY PRE-CALC CLASS SHRIEKING BECAUSE JEM PROPOSED AND TESSA SAID YES AND BUT NO NO WILL FOUND OUT THE CURSE WASN’T REAL AND NO NO STAHP GOD SOMETIMES TESSA REALLY PISSES ME OFF BUT WHAT DO...
thatpandayouknow: Guys, did you ever consider how old Church actually is? I mean, what the hell is that thing? No cat lives that long…
theodairofthephoenix: hey, TID fandom, remember when we used to make fun of twilight because edward was a 109 year old virgin? hahahaha. ha.
toki—wo—tomete: -screeches- BROTHER ZACHARIAH IS IN THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS SERIES. BROTHER ZACHARIAH. FUCK MY LIFE. DAMN YOU JAMES CARSTAIRS. DAMN. YOU. JEM.